"You can smell just like Mariah Carey."and
"Britney to sing on 'Sesame Street'."Upon loading my browser window, these were two 'news' article titles that greeted me.
My first thought was,
'No thanks, I'd rather not', followed by
'Saints preserve us!' Because, you see, I am
not inclined to share the same odour as Mariah, and Britney is such a flop by now I fear that her singing on Sesame Street may, in fact, corrupt what youth we have left that haven't already been corrupted by Spongebob.
If this sort of thing is newsworthy, I may as well eat my own hat. Where's the good stuff?